steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

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I’d like my gift card to be Baptist, please.

Rlly lovin work 2day

Alexis Neiers uses her prison sentence to compare herself to Buddha.

sex talk with andrea

benedict cucumber is literally the ugliest fuckin person i have ever seen

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the gayest shit i’ve ever done

bijonse:

beyonce using her illuminati power to make a breadstick walk